Mitt’s Best Friend

People are accusing Mitt of mistreating the family dog. I don’t see what the kerfuffle is. Dogs suck. Come on, it’s not like he put his wife on the roof of the car. Advertisements

Vlucht! Vlucht! De Kippengod!

For no apparent reason, except perhaps a mistyped email address, I’ve been getting some emails from some kind people in, I assume, Denmark. They seem to be a work group or a bunch of college kids working on a project. The latest email was: “Hoi allemaal,Ik heb de tapes niet ingeladen vrijdag…. Ze liggen inderdaad…

Mitt Comes Out On Top Again!

“The real Romney is clearly an extraordinarily ambitious man with no perceivable political principle whatsover. He is the most intellectually dishonest human being in the history of politics.” (emphasis mine) – Barney Frank (at TPM Cafe)

Mitt the Mighty Hunter

“I’ve learned one thing in listening to all the debates and reading about all these people running for office, and the one fact I’ve learned, I can’t get out of my mind, is that Rudy Giuliani has been married more times than Mitt Romney’s been hunting.” — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, New York Times….

Her Real Problem…

“My mother was fired from her job 11 months ago and has not yet found work. She drew unemployment, but that has run out. However, her real problem is, she thinks the devil is living in her home and raping her every night. She also thinks this man at work she had a crush on,…

New Poll Released!

Yes! The rise of Mitt continues unabated. New Hampshire is much bigger than Texas and slightly smaller than Africa. Suck it, Guliani. You were just a mayor, Mitt was a governor.Suck it, McCain. You spent years as a POW, Mitt went to the Olympics.Suck it, Fred Thompson. You were an actor, Mitt still is.

Bush & Beer

Faced with the knowledge that his paltry presidency will soon be eclipsed by the Reign of Mitt, Bush settles down with a “cold beverage.” Although my expertise only extends to things Mitt Romneyish, I do believe that is a cold beer, which one could speculate to mean that Bush left the wagon back at the…

Dreaming of Mitt

Poor Mitt. “…[MITT] had asked his wife if in her wildest dreams she ever thought she would be at his side as he ran for president. “She looked at me and answered, ‘You are never in my wildest dreams,’” Romney said, his expression simultaneously modest and gallant.” Apparently, she dreams of a cadre of gas-masked…

Mitt Makes Debate That Much Better

Lucius Shepard (one of the best writers alive) highlights the many virtues of the Republican field, and reserves some special acclaim for He Who Is Mitt. Good stuff.

More Mitt Musings

Josh Marshall at TPM considers Mitt’s apparent insincerity. Come on, now. There is truth. And then there is Mittruth. If it comes out of Willard’s mouth, it becomes true.

MittWit

Because the majesty of Mitt Romney will not fit within the confines of my meager blog, I have created a new web presence: MittWit, your one-stop place on the intertubes to learn everything about the man and the truth he tells.

How to Manipulate the Media by Mitt Romney, Pt. 1

Problem: I am Mitt Romney and I am a Mormon. Problem: Evangelicals hate Mormons almost as much as they hate those nasty secular progressives. Problem: I need the evangelical vote to become the king of the world. What to do? What to do? Why not plant some starry-eyed volunteer in the audience to say crass,…