Hiram for the Holidays

Put away the Journey Diamond, friend.

Fruitcake clearly won’t do.

Knitted scarves are humbug.

Twelve turtle doves?! Please.

This year try the miraculous gift of 30 chimpanzee zombies!

Hiram Grange and the Digital Eucharist makes the perfect Yuletide gift for those you care most about. Your enemies will like it, too.

Buy your copy today at Amazon!

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