When asked why his sons weren’t serving in the Greatest War Evah!, someone Lesser-than-Mitt might say “my loins spit out five chickenhawk pussies.”
How did He Who Is Mitt respond?
Mittspeak: “One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”
I really think so, too. Have more sons, Mitt. We need them!