A thousand pleases, do not elect this smarmy asshat:
Mitt Romney’s favorite novel: BATTLEFIELD EARTH
I’ll trade you my wacky religion for your wacky religion.
I will see your golden tablets, and raise you two irksome thetans.
(For the record, I love L. Ron Hubbard and find it immensely amusing that his created religion flourishes as it does today. He made the shit up, folks. And got paid for it. What else can a writer ask for?)